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Sadly Flight of the Falcon also demonstrates how utterly nauseating that can be. It’s all wrapped up in on-rails dogfighting action that… if you really squint, you might be able to comprehend.įlight of the Falcon is attempting a true 3D flight game on the GBA. Instead, you’ll fly and drive everything from landspeeders to X-Wings besides the iconic Falcon. Wow, there were a lot of Star Wars games for GBA, weren’t there? At a certain point, they stop being terrible, I assure you, just not yet! We still have to talk about Pocket Studios’ Flight of the Falcon! Which, confusingly, isn’t actually just about flying the Millennium Falcon. Oh Gosh My Eyes Hurt – Flight of the Falcon for GBA PHOTO CREDIT: LUCASFILM

Unfortunately, Parker Brothers forgot to factor fun into the equation. It features multiple difficulty settings and both singleplayer and multiplayer. Now make it about two Jedi Knights waving around phallic lightsabers to deflect blaster bolts. Okay, hear me out – what if Pong, but we made it clunkier and more passive-aggressive. How Did This Happen Twice? – Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith for Java All Attack of the Clones has is the privilege of being one of Palmer Productions’ last three games. Other bad Star Wars games have some interesting or laughable moments. It’s for all these reasons that Attack of the Clones ranks so low on this list. Everything else might as well be any of the hundreds of shovelware sidescrollers of the SNES era. If nothing else, at least try to push the hardware. They don’t play well at all and are hideous to look at. To the game’s credit, those on-rails vehicle sections do feature some basic polygonal environments, which was rare for the time. The platforming mechanics are as non-existent as the storytelling. Outside of the odd tedious vehicle sequence, that’s it. Everything is just walking from left to right, bashing enemies like a nervous ten-year-old. Worse still, Anakin’s controls and animations are stiffer than C-3PO without an oil can. The gameplay is about as deep as Anakin Skywalker’s flirting technique. Many environments and enemies don’t even look like they belong in Star Wars. Despite attempting to be a detailed 2.5D brawler, it’s an absolute wreck from start to finish.

Some of them are famously bad, yet none are quite so awful as Attack of the Clones for GBA. There are many questionable Star Wars games.